"If I quieted the voices in my head I would face the day with nothing to write."

“The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is that you really want to say.” Mark Twain.

“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
― Roald Dahl
Key:
G-Unit=Grandpa
FLS=Favorite Little Sister
Sassy Red head=Shana
True Friend=Laura
Mermaid/Slo/Tripod/Chickas=Shannon 1

Spanish Princess/Tripod/Chicka/Vette =Yvette
#61=Youngest son
Mickey Blue Eyes=Oldest son.
BFTP (Blast from the past)/The last Frontier=gone
Big Jim as himself
Vitamin C as himself
G-Man=Garth/Bossman.

Nick as himself

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Olivia's funny



Miss O


From an email via FLS (favorite little sister). Also some background... Our Mother has twice sewn her Snow White Halloween costume due to daily wear in the last month. My sister sent it over last week for the most recent repair and My Mom spent sometime reinforcing and repairing it and sent it back.

           October 21st
'This morning she was cleaning my shower and removed her clothes so they wouldn’t get wet.  As she was pulling her panties off she saw that they were starting to unravel.  Under her breath I hear her say “Oh, no!  My panties need to be fixed, I need to send them to Grandma”.  Then she looks at me and says – “Can you do that for me?!”
          October 14th

As said to her cousin Ava recently. "Ava do you want to go play the princess and the pea? I get to be the princess and you get to be the pea." To which her Mother says, "Olivia why can't you both be the princess?" Olivia looks at her Mother and says "Well somebody has to be the pea!"



November 2nd

"Mama I just love you so damn much."

November 7th

My sister trying to explain the difference between the liquor store and licorice.
November 25th

We are watching Beauty and The Beast in the living room after Thanksgiving Dinner. Olivia loves the dresses of the Disney girls. FLS turns to me and Olivia and says, "When your cousin Jared was little and we were watching this movie, he said "That Gaston is such a buttass." So today's funny is a forgotten memory of when Mickey Blue Eyes was a little critter.
I know it's been awhile and there has been some Olivia's funny that I have not posted. But life intrudes. However today my FLS shared one I got a kick out of.
Olivia's Dad came into the house from working in the yard looking for the car keys to move my sisters car so that the hired help could get in the driveway. He found them and left. Olivia says to her Mom. "Well that's just a pain in the ass isn't it."


The Princesses





Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Sponge Bob Oddities



So, today at work I learned how to para-phrase and a key word in para-phrasing is So.. I like that... makes it easy. Para-phrasing is a kind way to parrot someone. Which I'm not sure how this beginning sentence will tie in with the rest of what I'm going to write but these things have a way of working themselves out. Let's see what happens.

The odd things in life I truly enjoy are meeting random peeps anywhere that strike up peculiar conversations with you.  Yesterday I'm in the restroom at work washing my hands, and a young woman with a very friendly smile walks my way, stops next to me and starts a random conversation with me.

"Yesterday did you get to meet Spongebob?" I must have looked perplexed by this question from someone I have never met, as well as confused, because she quickly added. "He was here yesterday afternoon and so was the voice of Patrick."

"No, I did not get to meet Spongebob, I don't believe I knew he was coming." I say kindly as I reach for the paper towels to dry my hands.

"Ohhhh, that is so sad, that you didn't, I was so excited, I almost cried."

We walk out the bathroom door together and she gushes on further. What can I say at this point, I mean really, I don't mean to be grumpy but how do you cry with excitement over a guy dressed in a costume for a cartoon show. She gushed on about it and the moment and how much it meant to her and.... I was just lost for a reply of any type, but decided that I found this whole conversation so amusing that it made me laugh all the way to my desk and that is what I like about life, it's funny as hell and sometimes the oddest conversation can make your day. Because I kept finding myself laughing at odd moments all day thinking about her and her joy in Spongebob.

But I will give her this, it is not everyday that you can tell people that Spongebob was at work with you. Seriously did he come visit you yesterday at work? Yeah, didn't think so. So on further reflection a day or so later if I saw her again, I would tell her she made my day.

And now I have found a way to tie in the whole thing, with today's learning curve and the mastery of para-phrasing on the spot and under pressure. If I could have learned yesterday what I learned today I might have been able to talk some Spongebob language. Let me try and write a few quick one's on the fly.

So, you were able to meet Spongebob, I appreciate you sharing your joy with me.
So, Spongebob is very real to you, no, that's not a good one....
So, your excitement over Spongebob made my day, (once i got beyond the weird part) Thank you.  Alright enough of that.

Spongebob! Squarepants!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Amazon women and the sheer delight of boots

Chilled bare feet on concrete; amazing how fast the toes can exchange, warm from the bed heat for the chill of October. It's time to wear socks and boots, at last. I collect boots from all over the world and in the Fall they get to come out of their boxes along with cozy wool socks and be incorporated back into fashion, but not just any fashion....Fall Fashion.

Today I plan to wear my boots that I bought in Northern Ireland with my Niece: The hills of Tara. The three of us including my favorite little sister took an unforgettable trip to Ireland, with my friend Shannon Tate (Scottish Dream Tours). We started the first weekend in Dublin at the culmination of the Hurling Championships ending again the third weekend in Dublin at the all Ireland Football Championships. With County Kerry as the champs and the party to end all parties. I made it back to my motel room in the morning with just enough time to pack and head to the airport. In between the weekends, we toured the entire island South to North clockwise and with a teenage niece in the midst, shopped and studied fashion all day everyday. Also she was considered of drinking age on the island and studied the alcohol just as much as the rest of us. WKD being our favorite....pronounced "wicked." So many naughty details left out in this blog; but each story is a story in itself; the parties, the hangovers and shopping mixed with the scenery and history.

What a trip, at two weeks and three weekends I did not want to come back at all. I could live there in a heartbeat. The rain, the colors and the people. I have been to Ireland three time and love it like Washington. Over and over, I have read what people feel to their bones when touching Irish soil for the first time. I feel it for both my state and Eire. A note of a song, that touches your soul or a taste of food so divine, a delicious piece of heated blanket that warms your toes on a chilled fall afternoon... these things are as close to that feeling that I can come with words.


Yesterday I wore my favorite Franco Sarto brown suede boots as I started my first day at Amazon.com. I was excited to learn they have a office in Cork, Ireland and then finished the evening by wearing them to #61's football game in Granger. We won 42-16. I love how a thought, works itself into writing, and the writing comes full circle encompassing all the ideas to cohesive. Speaking of which while at the game last night playing the Spartans, I came up with my Halloween costume 'Queen of Sparta.'

Today the Mermaid and I are taking our "Moms" to the Woman's expo. First I must dye the grays out of my hair, write a blog, have a second cup of tea. To then dig out those boots that cost a small fortune in Londonderry Ireland.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Homecoming & Samhain





Homecoming is the title of the game under the FNL's tonight. How it would suck to be the team rated worst in the league and the best team to play for a sure win for Homecoming festivities. As I sat at work waiting for the clock to hit the 3pm mark, a medium sized spider dropped from the sky with a loud plop to land directly in front of me. Yes, I screamed it was the second one this week. I can handle snakes; even a cotton-mouth chasing me, mouth open wide from across a pond with less heebie jeebies than a spider. Spanish Princess says it must be a sign, a sure sign to lock up the building methinks and head to the mountains for the game.

It is a beautiful Fall day in the Upper County. Today, favorite sassy red head is at favorite liquor store. This liquor store 'The Spirit Mine' is the Starbucks of liquor. She has an even sassier, snappy new 'do' and cool highlights to debunk the grays. Need me some of that!

She has just returned from abroad with hubby and found me a man while there. She has never 'found' me a man, not once in all the years I have known her has she done this, she has always watched from the sidelines with some dismay. So I'm intrigued, he will visit in July as he currently resides in London. We chat and catch up, round up some mini's for the game then on a lark decide to head to The Brick for a beer. Roslyn is having it's first ever 'Pubcrawl' (30 bands, 3 bars in two days) and we talk ourselves beyond the bouncer, (the owner) without paying cover, because we only want solo beer together and not membership for the next two days and figure home ownership should include cover charges for any local just looking for a single beer.

Bartender is surly and cards us, must be looking under thirty today and not over forty, will forgive her surliness this time. But if bouncer is providing this service for bartender why must we provide docs again? Bouncer kindly waves surly bartender off as she knows us for the age we are and she just knows us, bartender is knew and once again not very nice, and I'm being nice about her not being very nice for the record.

Over beers we discuss our favorite holiday, Halloween. The design and plan of our costumes involves much discussion and preparation. She is thinking Madonna or woad warrior, I'm hoping she goes for woad warrior as I will be the one to paint her tats with blue permanent marker on planned areas for authentic look and design. I'm still up in the air on this years costume. Waiting for divine intervention of creative idea. Guido girl was top of list, but fake and bake terrifies me. Hell those Jersey girls terrify me. Locals start streaming into the bar and it is time to head to the game before we are sucked into the crawl festivities.



Meet father of children at the game and we have a nice evening together. It is funny how football season is like going to a therapist or counselor together. #61 was worried about not being able to play in game due to sore throat and absence due to doctor visit, but apparently half the team is sick and also absent so they all play. Once again #61's sheer magnetism propels our team to a win 34-9. Don't have much time with him after the game he has to make the dance bus, enough time for a hug and dispensing of cash.

#61 and girlfriend ring this morning to say they had a great time, he rode the mechanical bull twice but they forgot to get pictures. WTS!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

The Prince of Thieves with the Spanish Princess


Watching the Hawks game with the very happy to be home Grandpa. It is an early one today starting at ten. Alternating working on novel and watching the game dreaming about M&M cookies that I want to make and eat. Actually I don't really want to make them, but in order to eat them going to have to make them. Promised my boys more homemade cookies. Woke late because the sky resembled a war zone. Hazy and dense grays hanging about on the low sage hills, resembling gun smoke and residuals from camp fires. Like a war scene from the civil war is my thought.

Last night went out late, meeting the Spanish Princess at the movie theater to watch again "The Town." Based on the novel "Prince of Thieves" written by John Hogan. I picked up that book (retitled now to "The Town") the other day on the second of three tries at Costco to buy the book "Wolfhall" and read it soon after watching the movie the first time with the mermaid.

Now back to the actual viewing of the movie: paid attention to the words this time instead of being distracted by the action. I really liked this movie. So did princess from her frequent murmurs of appreciation of bad sexy men. She smuggled in wine coolers and we drank them while watching the movie, in cups filled with ice and long straws. It is always nice to be a little wicked. Spanish Princess leans over and says she would love to be wife of criminal, this is why I love her so damn much. Me too.

The only snag was little boy crashed next to me kicking my left thigh with his feet when stretching or startled by the gun fire while he slept. But I'm blissful with Grandpa home and second wine cooler and kindly laughed it off. Reminded me of my son's when they were little and you have to wake them up to move them to their beds and they are like odd little robots with their batteries dying, flinging arms and legs in jerky movements. The next time it happened his Dad pulled him into his lap and his son was at that borderline age where he is almost to big to do it anymore, as he snuggles under his Dad's head the rest of him flowing across him and out into the seat he was laying in....but you hold onto the last moments of being able to hold them like that and I love that in a man, the soft part of being a Dad that loves his child.

Woot woot! Seahawks are on the board. The remnants of breakfast are fast fading from my stomach. The change from sun and summer to the October gunmetal skies has me also thinking about potato bacon soup and homemade fresh bread. Going to make that right after I make those M&M cookies.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Spokane Bound



No time this morning for lounging and writing a Saturday blog. Must scurry around the house picking up as the Mom is back on American soil and I'm heading to Spokane to get "The Coach" my ninety three year old Grandfather. He is heading back to the desert today. He was an English teacher and coach for thirty six years. Welcome back G-pa! I missed you. I did however throw a fake pass and have included an essay that I wrote a couple of years ago.

Preservation Poster Child



 Preservation Poster Child
                A love of architecture and history has led me down the path, to the pursuing of a career in Historic Preservation.  For as long as I can remember I have wanted to be an architect. When I was a young girl, my sister and I played for hours in our irrigation pond, designing mud homes with vast landscapes. In the winter months I drew elaborate house plans supported by clippings of people and products from the Sear catalog. My husband and I bought our first house in 1990; it was to coin the popular phrase a “fixer-upper”.  After the sale of the first house, we upgraded and remodeled our second home; the third led us to Roslyn for a final one together.  We had both vacationed in Roslyn as children and moved to Roslyn to get back to the east side of the mountains and four seasons. We did the majority of the remodel work together and ourselves.  This leads me to the point of this essay encompassing my love for history, architecture, beer and becoming the poster child for preservation in the town of Roslyn as a newly single mom.  
                 It is another Friday night in the small mountain town of Roslyn. Roslyn is tucked between two foothills of the Cascade Mountain range. My kids are with their Dad and I ride my bike down to Marko’s the local’s hangout for beer, free pool and local drama. Dogs are allowed inside but smoking is not and the air of the bar is more reminiscent of dog farts then nicotine anymore. Tie dye shirts for sale hang from the edges of the old wooden mirrored bar. Julie Miller; bartender, home owner and student is the Friday bartender.  I come to her for companionship, beer and a lecture. The lecture from Julie entails; the encouragement to move ahead on my purchase agreement, to buy Joe Peck’s house on 5th street. When the deal is done, it will be dubbed the last good deal in Roslyn. I have a purchase and sale agreement for fifty thousand dollars and with the advent of Suncadia the master planned resort being built nearby; even the derelict buildings are going up in value rapidly. I have spent many hours recently, completing the Planning Commission application packet and drawing myself, the required specs for front, side and rear elevations, drawn to scale with dimensions shown to scale.  Also, a plot plan showing setbacks, significant slopes, all structures on my property and immediate neighboring structures, with distance and dimensions to scale.  These applications, the construction loan and the intricacy of planning the timing with the Planning and Historic Commissions are finished.  All this is done while I hold down a full-time job and raising two kids.  I’m feeling overwhelmed and exhausted and have not done any manual labor yet.
                The entire platted portion of the City of Roslyn has been a National Historic District since 1978. Design review is mandatory for all construction by application to the Planning Commission. The Historic Commission encourages all home owners to list their buildings on the local Roslyn Register of Historic Places. Roslyn has an interesting and unique history reflected in its residential architecture which was predominantly built in the late nineteenth and early twentieth century’s.  Founded in 1886 and incorporated in 1891, coal was discovered in 1886 and Roslyn became a mining town and helped to build the State of Washington. The character of Roslyn’s residential neighborhoods are supported by several design elements;  houses on the same street are similar in size, scale and orientation, main entrances face the street with a raised covered porch, roofs have a similar shape and are steep in pitch to allow for fire safety and not allowing large accumulations of snow. Garages and other buildings are detached and face the alley and not the street.  At the height of its glory Roslyn had twenty-three saloons and two breweries; currently there are only six bars and one brewery. Immigrants came from all over Europe to work in the mines. The cemeteries reflect this rich cultural diversity and the local cemetery is also listed on the Historic Register and has its own Commission. The cemetery contains twenty-five separate ethnic but adjacent cemeteries, with each section maintained by its own ethnic organization. The last mine shut down in 1963 and there has been no further major industry here. In 1990 and until 1995 the television show Northern Exposure was filmed here as the fictional town of Cicely, Alaska.  
                My house sets across the street from Maggie’s house a character in Northern Exposure. In June of 2006 we broke ground on my project. My contractor thought he would have me in the house by Thanksgiving.  The first day of construction the neighbor in the alley behind me, comes by and mentions to my contractor the thought that I was crazy to take on this project; however she was grateful for the eyesore improvement and wanted to document the project from beginning to end with her digital camera.  This turned out to be a blessing as she was retired and took pictures of happenings that I missed out on due to working.  The documentation of my preservation project beginning to end through paperwork and photos was to be used by the Historic Commission to assist others in preservation of Roslyn history and for a tax incentive. The Commission had asked me to be there poster child. As word got around as it does in small towns I was also asked by two reporters for interviews and photos of the project, they took the title given to me by the Historic Commission and used it as well.
                The fireplaces and roof of my house were not salvageable and were removed. A bad addition had been added at some point. We removed it and added a new back on out to the existing foundation. The inside was gutted and a new more efficient floor plan was created.  The windows were no longer the original windows and not reusable and with some regret I put in vinyl windows, while economical, they would not be allowed as a deduction on the tax incentive. The contractor salvaged much of the outside siding from the old addition and I was able to use it on the new. To save money, Don my contractor knowing I had experience with construction allowed me to do some of the work. At the beginning of the project, I was responsible for yard preparation and tree removal.  I removed all the beautiful foot wide planks of wood from the interior walls to salvage for shelving. The bathtub was a rundown claw foot tub. With the help of my sister we sanded, painted and scrubbed it. I was also able to salvage two doors. The first was the front door with beautiful intricate woodwork with antique hinges, iron plate and knobs. The other was its counterpart a wooden screen door with iron scrolling. I sanded and stained both doors and replaced the screen with copper screening rather than the dull silver. Outside the house I pressure washed, sanded and caulked the siding. In areas due to times influence, there were gaps of light seen from outdoors while standing inside the house. I repaired them and then moved onto primer. I had many painting volunteers and we were able to get the primer on in one weekend.  The following weekend we put the final coat of paint on.  My volunteers worked for free but I thanked them with dinner and beers at The Brick and The Pastime taverns consecutive weekends.  The weather was changing fast to winter and the crisp apple air of October was changing to November rains, it was time to move inside where I did the finish work of grouting, sanding, painting and staining.
                By listing my house on the Historic Register I received tax incentives through the government. When construction is completed, within two years I had to submit to the County the paperwork for the tax incentive. The tax incentive is based on the taxed assessed value of my home when purchased and allowable for ten years. I will pay taxes for ten years at the value of $28,960 compared to its 2008 tax assessed value of $176,440. The house is protected by its Historic listing and any future changes to the structure or landscaping will have to be approved by the Historic Commission.
                 It is the tail end of Thanksgiving weekend as my friend Laura and I approach the stairs that lead into the infamous Brick Tavern. The Brick was established in 1889 and is one of the oldest running taverns in Washington State and was featured regularly in the Northern Exposure series.  One of my favorite annual activities at The Brick is in March when The Brick hosts the spittoon boat races. A race of hand designed miniature boats in different class’s race down the old spittoon river that lies underneath the stools attached to the antique bar. Laura and I climb the thick concrete steps and enter through the double doors and walk to the famous bar were we sit down on a stool so that our feet dangle over the spittoon river.  Murphy, the bartender heads our way and says to me with a smile “Why hello, if it’s not our own Preservation Poster child.” He lives nearby in the City of Ellensburg and has been reading the articles in the paper.  I smile and say, the kids and I moved in today, and order my usual drink.  He makes my drink for me and places it in front of me and says, “This drink is on me, congratulations on finishing your house, it looks really good”.








Friday, October 1, 2010

Indolence versus decadence




Today I have a mandatory day off, due to a cut in hours. Making it in my mind decadent, then I looked up the meaning of the word and was sadly disappointed in its actual definition. All this time I thought it meant something luxurious and special. NOPE. It means the losing of morals and as badly as I would like to say that I was going to spend the day having an illicit dirty affair with a very sexy married man over beers at lunch in his office, I really had intended to lounge around in my jammies with a cuppa and write.

So had to go find one single word for what 'today' would mean to me and it ended up being indolence but it is not yet right either. I had big plans to write and work on finishing the novel I'm working on, but faced with a day full of freedom to do so, I got stage-fright.
So I sat down, did the rounds on Facebook then went to the back up plan of interviewing my characters, to get in touch with them.
Part of the problem is also the removing of a week long immersion in another book idea... writing furiously on every surface available, basic research and just a total check out from life. I was on zombie mode for most of the week trying to get the basics down and out of my head. I wonder if other writers feel like this when they get hit with an idea. It consumes me, the conversations between characters that are before I know it..literally outside my head and I'm talking to myself. The visions of scenery, houses, characters making me lost so deep in the storyline that when the damn phone rings at work I'm angry that I have to work.
So....that works and I get beyond the stage fright, I'm back in the other characters. Pick up the phone and call my sister and an hour later I'm back at it again with no problems.

For lunch I went and had street taco's with me favorite mermaid. Then thought while out, I will hit Costco and the bank. Want this book called Wolfhall and have been to Costco officially three times now with no luck. Even though this third trip was the actual computer says date.... No go... but I ask you. Doesn't anybody work anymore? The place was packed and so was the damn bank and I thought I could be at home writing and texted mermaid with all this info and that I was returning to Hawaii (current books current location). She says to me Alpha, which doesn't surprise me but thought it odd in this context. (Not something I really want to get into explaining). So I replied promptly...bleeder. To which she replies she meant Aloha and I had to LMAO. Which makes no sense to the average lookie loo but still sends me into laughter. Now enough procrastination back to the real work. Ah wait cool dance song is on.... and it is fitting..feeling like a zombie coming back to life...